There’s plenty of heels in Hollywood. People who make promises they don’t deliver, people who lie…the list goes on and of course this is a lot of what Callback is about. Today I found a website devoted to heels.
I’ve decided there’s a laugh to be had if we can get Kevin Farley shoe-horned into a pair of platform boots. So I went to my first stop shop, e-bay, and started hunting. Before you could say, “Whip me senseless Mistress for I am an unworthy slave,” I’d stumbled across www.pleaserusa.com. Yes they have men’s platform boots – the silver stack 301’s look right up our alley – but my God do they have high heels or what? So this is where Betty Page did her shopping. Suddenly half an hour was gone and I’d completely forgotten why I was in the web-site to start with.
Anyway. Focus people! Now I need sand-bags. I know where I can get sand. Where can I get cheap / old / second-hand sand bags?