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NO STRINGS ATTACHED

January 14, 2015 by Nigel Dick

Just called SAG (Screen Actors Guild) to get the ball rolling on making the deals with actors all legal and proper. They’ve sent me a form I have to fill in full of questions I have no answers to – but at the bottom is a question that’s scared the living daylights out of me: ‘Do you intend to include any of the following in your production? Minors, Animals, Singers, Puppets, Stunts, Nudity.’

Oh no – the first flaw in my otherwise perfect plan has been revealed. What was I thinking? It appears I’m about to make a film without any puppets in it.

THE MAKING OF

Filed Under: Diary 2005

Silly Helmet

June 18, 2009 by Nigel Dick

My first blog in nearly 11 months and it’s going to be a comment about a guy with a silly helmet?

Yup.

Question: Who the **** is this Dory Holte guy? He obviously comes from Texas, has legs like tree-trunks and wears a crash helmet with massive horns sticking out of the side of it. I’ve seen him at every stage of the Tour of California, at the Tour de France and today there’s a picture of him running alongside the peloton in the Giro d’Italia half way up a Dolomite. When I saw him in Solvang this year he was not only wearing the helmet but riding his bike too – nearly poked someone’s eye out, didn’t notice, kept on riding. Here’s more questions…

1) Doesn’t this guy have a day job?
2) Where does he get the cash to travel all across Europe watching bike races?
3) How does he get that helmet on the plane? It’s obviously not going to make it past airport security as a carry-on is it?
4) So it must go in the hold. Does it have a special flight case?
5) He also has a helmet with antlers. How many noble beasts have died so HD can galivant up and down the cols of Europe with their bits attached to his noggin?

Come on people. I need answers.

Filed Under: Diary 2009

Etampes – Paris Champs-Elysees

July 27, 2008 by Nigel Dick

After 3 weeks of sun, rain, crosswinds, storms, flat stages, sprint finishes, brutal climbs and mountain-top finishes the peloton moves out of Etampes on a hot Sunday morning with much fanfare and very little energy.

There’s joy, exuberance and champagne coming from the CSC cars, they have a man in yellow, and nervousness and fear from the Gerolsteiner cars, they’ve had a great Tour but have no sponsor for next year. Along the roadside I see Cadel Evans, the great Aussie hope, taking a pee alone, stone-faced as always. He’s on the podium for sure but once again has come away with nothing – the Nearly Man of Antipodean cycling.

Jens Voigt, locomotive of CSC and my personal hero, comes by to chat with Whitey.

“Jensie! Are you retiring?”
“My kids want a swimming pool and my wife wants a new car so I guess I’m signing up for 2 more years of this crazy shit!”

Everyone laughs and Voigt pushes himself away from the car and pedals up the road.

Why doesn’t everyone race on the final day on the way into Paris? That’s what people want to know. Partly it’s tradition, partly its respect for the race and partly, as David Millar told me the other night, its pure pragmatism: anyone who attacks the yellow jersey will get shut down awful fast.

After the soft breezes of the past days Paris is hot and humid. The domestiques shuttle back to their Team cars for the last time and stuff their shirts with bidons for their fellow riders. There are no longer empty hedgerows where the riders can pee – instead they’re lined up along walls letting it all hang out as they get ready for the final explosive kilometres of the Tour.

The Champs Elysees is crowded and cheering and very bumpy. In a car those bumps are part of the romance of Paris, after 3 weeks on a bike it must be hell . After one circuit they kick me out of the Team car – there are a line of sponsors wanting rides and bottom feeders like me need to make space for the heavy-hitters.

The lead-out trains form up and the sprinters make a final effort – a victory in Paris on these cobbled Elysian Fields could be a career-defining moment.

After 85 hours of pedalling the Tour is over – the wives are kissed and the babies hugged – and the riders form up with their Directeur Sportifs who are riding spare bikes and looking out of place in their civvy clothes and 40-something bodies. Each team sets out on a lap of honor pedalling slowly towards l’Arc de Triomphe.

Garmin DS Jonathan Vaughters is trying to stand on his pedals and keep stationary, the way cyclists do at the lights. He’s having some trouble with the cobbles. He was a previous lieutenant of Lance Armstrong, held the TT record up Ventoux and rode 4 or 5 Tours but famously never made it to Paris. He’s visibly excited – it’s the first time he’s ridden a victory lap on The Champ.

Garmin’s number 5 GC man, Christian Vandevelde, has snagged a stars and stripes from a bystander and wears it proudly over his shoulders. Ryder Hesjedal snags a Canadian one and does the same. Tiny Trent Lowe borrows an Aussie flag on a little stick and Julian Dean finds some Kiwis in the crowd to have his picture taken with.

Christian Prudhomme, CEO of all things TdF shakes everyone’s hands and smiles.

I shout across to one of the ladies from the Slipstream office in another team car: she’s a single Mom of a certain age, has never been to France, and here she is riding a Team Car down the Champs Elysees as the crowds cheer her on.

“Will anyone ever believe you if you tell them this was your first drive into Paris?” She’s visibly moved as we all are.

As I hang out of the side of the Team Car I see Mr. Pony Tail one last time. He’s clearly not happy I’ve slipped past his personal cordon and gained access to a team car for the victory lap – I hope he has a short memory and doesn’t hold grudges: I want to come back next year.

Twenty minutes later the big blue whale of a team bus has gone and the riders have ridden off on their bikes to their hotel. After all these tough weeks on the bike they can’t get seem to get off. Half the team were rookies and they’ve all made it to Paris – their bodies have changed while I’ve watched the ride and they’ve all suffered horribly.

For me there is a quick meal and 2 hours packing in a smelly RV parked on the edge of the Place de la Concorde. It’s been an extraordinary journey – we’ve driven nearly 4,000 miles and shot over 85 hours of film – but right now all I want to do is go home and hug my girl who I love so much …and ride my bike.

Etampes - Paris Champs-Elysees
Postcript:
My comment from Stage 3 about Carlos Sastre (“Tiny, doesn’t look like much of a threat.”) has proven to be wildly inaccurate – he wins the 95th Tour de France. Months later Christian VandeVelde is promoted from 5th to 4th after another rider is sacked for taking drugs. When I get home to LA the folk at Garmin kindly send me one of their GPS units. It is vastly superior to the device that we had in France though I do miss Geraldine’s voice and her constant advice to make a 180 degree turn: “Prenez un demi-tour avec prudence.”

YouTube
Want to go behind the scenes with Har-V & Co? Check out this short video filmed in glorious Handicam: Adventures with Har-V & Geraldine

With thanks to:
Magnus Backstedt, Jon Cassat, Sloane Cooper, Nick Davis, Julian Dean, Doug Ellis, Tom Ennis, Graeme Fife, Bonnie Ford, Eric Fostvedt, Will Frischkorn, Lucas Gilman, Inaki Goiburu, Ryder Hesjedal, Paul Kimmage, Allen Lim, Trent Lowe, Lionel Marie, Martijn Maaskant,David Millar, Lindsey Miller, Alyssa Morahan, Danny Pate, Marya Pongrace, Neal Rogers, Beth Seliga, Joachin Schoonaker, David Smadja, Prentice Steffen, Brandi Thomas, Christian VandeVelde, Jonathan Vaughters, Matt White Kris Withington & everyone at Team Slipstream Garmin Chipotle.

A note about the pictures:
Except where otherwise noted all pictures in this diary are copyright Nigel Dick 2008. The pictures were taken with a Blackberry. I apologise there are not more pictures of the Tour itself but I was paid to shoot the Tour – not take snaps of it!

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Cerilly – Saint-Amand-Montrond (ITT)

July 26, 2008 by Nigel Dick

The final Time Trial day of this year’s Tour started for David Millar at 8am with my camera in his face and a massive swig of water. Breakfast followed – an impressive selection of bowls of cereals.

Back in his room Millar selected an unwashed racing kit and downed more water chased by handfuls of mineral supplements. Minutes later his elegant six foot three frame was bent over the bike he famously threw over a fence at the Giro d’Italia (see YouTube) as his legs pounded out imaginary kilometres as his bike was clipped into a home trainer and wasn’t going anywhere.

The team were staying in an inexpensive hotel – part of a complex that included acres of parking space and concrete, a large supermarket and a McDonalds – and round the back of one of the buildings, the kind of place where a homeless man might seek shelter from the rain, he faced a wall under an overhang as his legs spun faster and faster. Soon a circle of bystanders appeared as a large puddle of perspiration collected under his bike: he wasn’t sweating bullets but golfballs. 3 more bidons of water went down the hatch as his legs spun at a speed and frequency that suggested an athlete of extaordinary strength and stamina. The work-out continued for 40 minutes and I wondered later why he would expend such a huge amount of energy on such an important morning: “To remove the stiffness from yesterday’s racing,” he explained bored with a question he was tired of answering.

He showered, lay on his bed, drank a large bottle of Vittel laced with sugar and pushed his legs into huge inflatable tubes connected to a pump designed to squeeze all the blood back to his heart sooner and thereby aid recovery.

At 1045 he was back in the dining room eating a plate of plain pasta with 2 fried eggs and drinking more water.

Noon: In the small town of Cerilly 300k south of Paris, Millar sat outside the team bus reading l’Equipe – fluent in French and Spanish Millar is a well-read and deeply thoughtful, eloquent man. He then moved inside the team bus and shifted languidly from one seat to another playing and supping with another bottle of water filled with sugar gel and munching on a power bar – I realised that if I’d spent the morning drinking and eating the way he had I would, by this time, be physically sick.

“Going to put my skin suit on now,” he announced, “this is the worst part of the day.” The skin suit is a one-piece outfit made from hi-tech fabric that aids the passage of wind over the athelete’s body and, as Millar is the current British TT champion, his is all in white with a horizontal red and blue stripe. He grunted and groaned as he contorted his body to slip inside the skin tight layer. Now Millar bent over like a patient at the proctologist’s while the soigneur pinned his racing number to his back – all those thousands of dollars in the wind-tunnel to get the right position on the bike and that special fabric and now he was having a small sail safety-pinned to his arse.

Cerilly - Saint-Amand-Montrond (ITT)

1pm: Millar is bent over sweating again warming-up on another trainer outside the bus. Fans watch in awe as the wheels spin faster and faster and all we can hear is an impressive whooshing sound as the spokes slice through the air. He’s chugging more water, listening to techno music and focused on some spot below him deep inside the earth and trying not to think of the hour of torture he’s about to put himself through. As Millar continues to pedal the team doctor pulls a special vest from the ice chest and throws it on Millar’s back. There’s some carefully thought-out medical reason for this and the whole crowd shudders as they watch Millar’s body twist with the shock as his core temperature drops fast.

1358: Millar is in the starting gate on his aerodynamically designed TT bike with its Union Jack wheels and an aerodynamic bottle filled up to a roughly etched half-way mark.

“Daviide Millarrrre, specialiste du contre la montre!” Says the man with the mic and he’s off.

For the next 53km I watch from the team car as Millar’s frame slams out a tempo that is just unbelievable. Even on these flat roads the car has trouble keeping up. JV talks to Millar through the radio unit in his space-age TT helmet: “Keep your head down, follow the white line, don’t break on this corner, come on, David, full gas! Full gas!”

Like a complex toy David is guided along the course by JV who rode it himself two days previously noting every bump and twist and turn. “Second drink point coming up, then 5k of false flat. Full gas, David, c’mon, full gas!”

Millar cranks it out and at one point nearly hurtles off the road; there’s a collective gasp and then nervous chuckling inside the car.

En route Millar sets new split-times all along the course and overtakes not one but two of the men ahead of him. As he hurtles over the finish line 65 minutes after he started he’s set a new fastest time but current world TT champion Fabian Cancellara is right behind him and almost immediately he’s demoted to second.

Minutes later he’s drinking water again, buckets of it, and patiently dealing with the press geeks. “How do you feel David? A good ride?”

He looks into the far distance the way he does. “I feel like shit actually, the last 2 weeks have been hard. My main job today was to set times for Christian and let him know what the course was like.”

In the end Millar comes 5th in the stage at an average speed of 49 kph.

Later I find him hidden behind the trailer relaxing. Some fans discover him too. They have a big box of beer with them.

“Fancy a drink David?”
“Yeah, love one.”

Cerilly - Saint-Amand-Montrond (ITT)2
Postscript: CVV is racing for his top 5 slot at the Tour. When he arrives I have to get in there and get his reaction but Mr. Pony Tail is on my case. I hover at the back of the shute waiting for my moment, trying to keep hidden. When CVV finally arrives I dodge, sprint and slide through the crowd to the front of Christian’s wheel. I am on my knees and looking up at Christian and the mics, faces and cameras of my fellow Tour-hounds who have pushed forward to interview him. As my heart pounds I have to hold this shot steady…it’s possibly the best shot of the whole 3 weeks. Then a hand reaches through the legs and grabs the viewfinder of my camera – it’s Mr. Freakin’ Pony-Tail and he’s going to break my $7,500 camera if I don’t let him have his way. Next his other hand is on my collar and he’s dragging me away. I shout at him, “I’m on his team!” which is kind of accurate. Everyone stops. Christian and all the press turn and stare for a second. Clearly this kind of behavior is not acceptable at the Tour.

I slink off, hurt. Mr. Pony Tail has won.

 

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Roanne – Montlucon

July 25, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I have attracted the personal attention of my very own TdF security guy – and not in a good way. At the end of every day’s race only people with bibs are allowed in the 100metres immediately after the finish line. I am making a film about the Garmin Chipotle team and one of their guys, Christian VandeVelde, is in 5th. When Christian gets to the finish line every day he’s surrounded by media folk and it’s my job to get in there and record what he has to say. If I don’t get that shot then most of my day has been wasted. So for the last two weeks, bib or no bib, I’ve managed to infiltrate this hallowed zone unnoticed and got right up close with CVV at the finish.

But the honeymoon period is over and a man with a pony-tail hair do that only a Frenchman could get away with has now identified me as an interloper: someone without the magic bib. For the last few days Mr. Pony Tail has made it his job to chuck me out whenever he sees me. Today’s ejection was delivered with a forceful push and extra bile and disdain. “You! Go away! Go very far away!”

Roanne - Montlucon

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Bourg d’Oisans – Saint- Etienne

July 24, 2008 by Nigel Dick

The night before Stage 17 to l’Alpe d’Huez we found ourselves outside a hotel in Gap imaginatively titled Gapotel.

In the cold evening light the mechanics and soigneurs were downloading the gear from their trucks that they would need high up on the mountain the next day as the truck and team bus would not be able to make it to the top of the Alpe. They squeezed everything they could inside the team cars and went to bed as did we.

After 5 hours sleep we awoke and went to buy coffee before our long drive North. The door of the hotel was ajar as the dawn light crept into the empty lobby. In the breakfast room a rumpled man dressed all in white like a baker was filling coffee pots and cutting baguettes.

To the left of the coffee pots leant up against some tables and chairs and completely unguarded I noticed a bunch of bikes.

Thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of Garmin velos were lying behind the coffee, not so much as a bike lock in sight, and anyone could have walked in off the street and pinched one!

15

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Embrun – L’Alpe-d’Huez

July 23, 2008 by Nigel Dick

L’Alpe d’Huez is the Lords, the Wrigley Field, the Wimbledon, the Monaco Grand Prix of cycling. There are certainly bigger and nastier mountains but ‘the Alpe’ is the one we all want to ride up.

Bourg d’Oisans is a small picturesque Alpine town in a long winding valley with massive rock walls climbing steeply upwards on both sides. You leave the centre of town, pass the Casino supermarket on your left, go across the roundabout towards the swimming pool and then start climbing and climbing and climbing.

Alpe d’Huez is known for its 21 virages (bends) and they say up to half a million fans line the 14km climb in a good year. The road up the mountain is spectacular whether you ride it or just go in the car, but what struck me the most this year was not the views but how ugly the village at the top is. Just another collection of rather garish resort buildings made for processing human beings so that they enter excited at one end and are ejected from the other, tired and cash-free.

I’d now like to share with you my thoughts on the last great mountain-top finish on this year’s Tour but, as I was waiting at the finish surrounded by other, better equipped newshounds (they have earpieces and producers telling them what’s happening) who blocked my view of the TV monitors I have no opinions of my own.

What I can reveal is that at the Club Med hotel after the race Michael Douglas, Mr. Zeta Jones himself, was introduced to Whitey, Lionel and other members of the team. I was allowed to film the event for posterity and slyly rolled tape as they all shook hands in the lobby and then repaired to the bar downstairs.

As Mr. ZJ and his entourage arrived down below a frisson of whispers and glances accompanied his journey to a quiet spot in the corner. He sat, and then, like he was the king, everyone else sat. And as I watched through my viewfinder I noticed he was alone and no-one dared talk to him, so he did what we all do at such times – he pulled out his Blackberry and sent the wife an e-mail.

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Filed Under: Diary 2008

Cuneo (Italy) – Jausiers (France)

July 22, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Tuesday morning found me quivering with excitement for I had been promised a seat in Car #1. I was going to be right there in the thick of the action, camera in hand on a mountain stage, and I was ready to rock. JV, team owner,ex-rider and all around good-guy, took one look at my camera and quite small camera bag – filled with spare tapes, batteries, headphones etc – and said harshly, “What’s that? Do you need that?” They were the first nasty words I have ever heard JV utter.

When I looked at my space in car #1 I had a new perspective on JV’s concern: in the backseat along with Kris the mechanic, his toolbox, a dozen bidons, a couple of boxes of food and 2 expensive wheels was a very small piece of real estate which was going to be my operating platform for the next 5 hours.

Minutes later we were racing along the flat Italian roads behind the peloton and I was getting some excellent shots of the back of our driver Matty White’s head. Whitey, as many call him, is as Australian as a box of marsupials and is the Garmin Directeur Sportif who, despite his casual day-at-Bondi-Beach look, has proven himself to be an excellent tactician; like most in his position he’s an ex rider.

In one of the vehicles at the front of the car convoy is a faceless man who narrates the Tour’s own radio station and speaks in flawless French and English. Suddenly amongst the ceaseless tour radio chatter we heard him say, “Garmin rider punctured, stopping on the right.”

Kris the mechanic leapt from the car as Trent Lowe’s small figure, standing forlornly by a roundabout with a wheel in his hand, hove into view. Seconds later Lowe was back in action and pedalling like a maniac while JV was looking backwards egging him on as the road suddenly went upwards and Lowe lost contact with the peloton. “Heck of a time to flat,” said Whitey as an elaborate ballet took place in which Car #1 overtook other cars in the convoy to resume its correct place and, with assistance from other team cars, dragged Lowe along behind it. They say the race referees turn a blind eye to this tactic but clearly Car #1 had comitted some Tour crime as one of the comissaires (mounted on the back of a moto and wearing a red helmet) roared up and gave Whitey a telling-off in French.

JV was not pleased with the censure and a furious exchange took place between the team-owner and the moto-mounted commisaire. As they yelled at each other the commisaire pointed at me and told me to turn the camera off.

If the ascent of the first major climb of the day, la Lombarde Pass, was attractive, scenic and impossibly perfect the descent on the other side made any ride at a Hollywood theme park look like a long relaxing bath in warm, milky cotton wool.

At each hairpin bend Car#1 lurched while 2 of its wheels spun uselessly in the air and the other pair quivered nervously at the edge of a vertiginous drop; I could feel the car’s suspension groan underneath me . On the same bend, barely inches away, a motorcycle was taking the inside line while its passenger blithely checked his camera or talked on his microphone. At one corner a moto whizzed past with the passenger standing up, camera held in front of him. Commisaires over-took us, fans cheered and screamed. Meanwhile the cyclists descended with such elan we couldn’t keep up. Backmarkers would overtake us furiously swapping race information or quickly snacking on energy bars, stoking the engine for the next mountain that lay ahead.

Whitey was obviously loving it, JV was looking ashen and Kris the mechanic was checking his cell phone.

As we crossed back into France another mountain lay ahead – the massive La Bonette Resteford Pass.

Whereas the first hill of the day had been wooded and charming, like a steeply sided backdrop for a Bilbo Baggins / Lord of the Rings follow-up, the Bonette was a vast beast with a massive and ugly topping that would frighten any mortal – even on a sunny afternoon like this one.

Half-way up we came across our lead man Christian VandeVelde, separated from the yellow jersey group. A cold cloud of disappointment descended on the car as Whitey modified his earlier plan, whereby a rider waited ahead to help Christian over the top, to a rescue operation to bring Christian back into contention.

Back behind the driver’s seat my emotions were at odds. The bike fan in me wanted the rider to overcome, the film-maker in me was feasting on the drama. But most of all I was gutted that Christian, a man I have come to like and respect a lot, was losing time.

From where I sat I could only see the man’s butt as he cranked away, dragging himself up the climb limiting his losses.

As we reached the peak Christian escaped from view and was gone. His descent was so rapid that, despite falling from his bike and losing another 2minutes, we never saw him again till the race was done.

As I climbed from Car#1 at the race’s end I asked JV if all days in the team car were that scary and dramatic. “On a scale of 1 to 10? I’d say it was a nine and a half.”

Whitey’s Aussie reflection was a touch more pragmatic. “Where else can you drive like that on public roads?!” He chuckled and went in search of some food.

Cuneo (Italy) - Jausiers (France)

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Rest Day Cuneo (Italy)

July 21, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I often tell a joke about the difference between heaven and hell which defines, in cliches, the difference between English, French, German and Italian people. If I needed another illustration for a part of my joke I got it on Sunday as we raced from France into Italy with the Tour.

At the end of every stage in France, as we reach our destination, the sides of the roads are littered with the cars of all the eager fans trying to get to the race. Most of the parking is illegal and random but at least you can get by and reach L’Arrivee.

So, sunday afternoon – we’ve crossed the border into Italy and we’re racing to get to the end of the stage and suddenly the road is filled with cars parked randomly on both sides of the small feeder road just like France…but, unlike France, they we’re also parked in the right lane and the left lane and all the vehicles in both lanes pointed at the course. The road was completely blocked. We’d been driving hard for hours and we had to get to the end of the race, I wasn’t going to give up that easily.

David, intrepid co-pilote, set out to see what he could do. A Carabinieri appeared with an impressive hat, a Peter Sellers moustache, a whistle and a small plastic bat which he began to wave furiously at all the abandoned Fiats and Alfas. I half expected Sophia Loren to emerge from the crowd at any second.

Just like in the movies David and the Italian cop magically parted the red sea – but as we reached the road junction ahead we heard the helicopters coming, we had missed our chance to get to the end of the race for the second day running.

The difference between heaven and hell? In heaven the Italians organise the parties, in hell they run the trains…

Rest Day Cuneo (Italy)

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Embrun – Prato Nevoso

July 20, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Cycle teams, like rock bands, have roadies. The roadies pro cycling teams have are broken down into three sub-groups: doctors, mechanics and soigneurs.

The doctors obviously look after all the medical stuff (and in the past some stuff they shouldn’t have), the mechanics keep the bikes working and make sure all the team cars are clean and shiny in the morning…and the soigneurs?

Soigneur is apparently a French word which means helper and the Soigneurs, or ‘swannies’ as the Garmins call them, do a lot of helping. So far I’ve established they do the following:

In the morning they make sure all the riders have full water bottles on their bikes and that each team car is loaded with spare water bottles (bidons) in ice chests along with food, power bars etc. They even make sure there’s a sandwich in the team cars for any guests – that will be me on Tuesday I hope.

On the journey in the bus to the start of the stage another swannie is on hand to fire up the coffee machine and keep the liquids flowing. Meanwhile I assume another Soigneur is taking care of the guys’ bags which miraculously appear in their hotel rooms later in the day.

Once the riders have set off to race another Soigneur is already half-way along the course at the Feed Zone waiting with musettes, small cotton bags, filled with more food, snacks and goodies so the riders can keep stoking their engines as they race past. Be careful – such is the confusion at the Feed Zone as the riders pedal past and pick up their musettes from their various Soigneurs that it’s not uncommon for an accident to happen.

At the race finish a Soigneur waits with towels, chilled water (available from the Vittel stand found at the finish line) and maybe spare dry clothes if the weather demands it – at the end of the Hautacam stage there was no room for the team buses so the riders changed from their sweat-sodden kit in the cold mountain air and freewheeled 15k back down the hill to where the buses were waiting in fresh kit.

On the bus after the race a Soigneur is churning out bowls of oatmeal and other snacks to help those bodies recover.

Once back at the hotel the Soigneurs perform what is possibly their most important function – giving each rider a relaxing and invigorating massage which makes sure the blood is flowing and those tired muscles are able to recuperate.

From this list of tasks you must assume there are 10 Soigneurs hard at work but, as far as I can establish, the Garmins have four. Last night one of the Soigneurs told me a poll was published of the 10 worst jobs in professional sports.

Soigneurs came in with a bullet at #9.

Filed Under: Diary 2008

Nimes – Dignes-les-Bains

July 19, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Sometimes even a magic sticker isn’t quite magic enough.

Each day the official Tour guide lists the route of the Tour (them) and then a separate route which is described as the Off Race Itinerary (us). Once the Tour has left Le Depart we all jump in our vehicles and gas-it down the ORI to the end of the race. If we’re lucky the ORI will take us close enough to the riders’ route that we can grab one or even two looks at the Tour. Mostly the race travels on B roads and the ORI travels on the autoroute so, presumably, even HAR-V can out-run the peloton.

Presumably.

This being a Saturday and in the height of the holiday season the autoroute was packed and somewhere around the Peage in Aix-en-Provence I sensed we had a race on our hands.

As we reached L’Arrivee at Digne-Les-Bains we saw the familiar face of Fabian up ahead – one of the red-T-shirted organisation dudes who directs us to a parking spot at day’s end every day – and his face told the whole story: we were 1.5 km shy of the finishing line and we weren’t getting any closer.

I grabbed the camera my spex and my camera bag and started running.

As I reached the final roundabout of the day’s course I was still in the lead. I grabbed a quick shot of the Flamme Rouge (the red flag hanging above the road that marks the 1km-to-go-point) and hit the afterburners. Undeterred by the narrowness of the pathway and the density of the fans beside the course I ploughed on.

It was somewhere around the 800m to go flag that I knew my own personal breakaway was doomed: I could hear the helicopters and the crowd was starting to cheer – unfairly it seemed that one man of a certain vintage with bag, camera and a lot of determmination was simply no match for a bunch of twenty-something world class athletes riding a lot of carbon-fibre bikes.

I had no choice but to slow down, push through to the fence and point the camera at the sprinters racing for the line. I’d missed the end of the race but perhaps there was still time for that all important post-race interview with our man Julian Dean – I heard them announcing he’d come in 4th behind Freire, Zabel and one other.

I raced and pushed through the crowd but around the 100m mark it was clear I had to take drastic action.

I turned hard left, scrambled down the bank and onto the rock-strewn shore of the Bleone river, behind me I could hear other desperate camp-followers coming after me. I forded a small stream (only one sock wet) came around behind the finish-line and scrambled my way back up to street level. Now it was a clear 300m shot to where the team’s bus lay in the distance.

Unsurprisingly the whole team was already safe inside the large blue whale and I’d missed the boat. Which only goes to show that over 180kms on a sunny Satuurday in France a bike is faster than a motorhome.

Postscript: Julian kindly granted me an interview – which was about the time I found I’d lost my spex. I later found them on the river-bank bent, battered but, mercifully, not broken.

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Narbonne – Nimes

July 18, 2008 by Nigel Dick

At first glance the members of the peloton are mostly very handsome and very healthy young men and there’s not an ounce of spare fat between the lot of them.

When you look downwards you notice a number of things: they have huge thighs, their legs are all shaved and deep brown and all of them, but all of them have a frightening array of cuts, bruises, scars and, in George Hincapie’s case, many frightening looking varicous veins.

The other night I filmed Garmin’s sprinter Julian Dean having his daily massage after the race. Julian is a compact, quiet yet warm and friendly man and he hails from New Zealand. The more observant of you may notice that his team kit is black and white with ferns on it and not the usual Garmin Chipotle blue and white. This is because he is the New Zealand National Champion and the rules say that all champs have to wear their national colors at the race. In fact Julian is one of at least three national champs on the Garmin bus.

As Julian lay back and talked the Soigneur massaged his muscles and I was stunned by the array of scars on his body. It quickly came apparent that he is a man of steel…literally. I think he said he has three steel plates in his body and was it a dozen or twenty screws? The laundry list of gashes, crashes, dislocations, sprains, fractures, other wounds and operations he shared with me took up minutes and minutes of tape.

As our conversation wound down I asked Julian what he ‘s got coming up next. “The Olympics in Beijing, I suppose,” he replied casually. Of the eight riders left on the bus at this point at least 2 will be travelling to Beijing and a 3rd would be going if not for previous infractions. Back in Boulder the Garmin team has at least one more Olympic athlete travelling to China.

After all the hard work training on the bike, riding these killer days on the Tour and getting ready for the Olympics I wondered where Julian would go on holiday if he had the chance? “I’d like to travel through South America.”

“Oh yeah? How?”
“On me mountain bike…”

Narbonne - Nimes

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Lavelanet – Narbonne

July 17, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Let us commence, aujord hui, with a statement of the bleedin’ obvious: you cannot compete in, let alone win, the Tour de France without a bike.

Unlike the riders who come in all shapes, weights, heights and sizes the bikes have to obey certain rules: they must all have wheels the same size have seatposts etc at certain angles and they must weigh at least 15 pounds and change (can’t recall the exact weight). The theory is that no rider gets an unfair advantage over another by having a special bike. However the arrival of carbon fibre and all the rest of the other crap available to your average 21st century bike builder means that you could shave about 7 pounds off that minimum weight if you really wanted to. As a consequence many of the bikes here are tricked out with super-sexy gizmos that your average velo don’t have – partly because the engineers need to make the bikes heavier in order to match or exceed that weight requirement.

This team is now called Garmin Chipotle because they have a big new sponsor: Garmin – the people who make GPS devices for your car. And guess what – each rider’s bike sports a big bronze Garmin thingy on the handlebars. (See pic below of David Millar’s bronze thingy…and also his very sexy aerodynamic handlebars) The bronze Garmin thingy not only helps the bike hit the right weight but also tells you all kinds of things your average rider never knew he needed to know:

How far away the next climb is…
Where the wind is blowing from…
What to watch out for ahead…
His power output…
His heart-rate…Etc. Etc.

But the funniest thing is that now the members of the Garmin Chipotle have one extra thing that they cannot afford to forget. And it here’s how Jonathan Vaughters (team uber-boss) put it at the final team meeting before the Tour started:

“We now have a major sponsor, Garmin, producer of the world’s leading GPS systems. So here’s one thing you have to remember. From now on, whatever situation you may find yourself in, don’t ever, ever let me or anyone else hear you say that you’re lost!”

Lavelanet - Narbonne

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Lannemezan – Foix

July 16, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Of course the Tour de France is just that and I am realising that I’m not getting quite as much France as I’d expected with my Tour…

Today’s stage ended in Foix and the bit of Foix I saw felt almost Italian in the way those houses were stacked up on top of each other by the river. Then, as we waited for the riders to come in, I suddenly imagined the street in front of me full of excited fans and in monochrome as if we were at a Tour in the fifties. Even better today’s stage was won by the breakaway which made my black and white Tour image even more complete.

As we escaped from Foix the warm air hung over the harvested fields and we drove along a road lined with trees. And now this evening we find outselves camped out miles from anywhere and it’s one of those gorgeous summer evenings you never get in LA and I’ve been transported back to my youth when summer evenings seemed endless and the future was infinite. I’m in France at last.

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Rest Day Pau

July 15, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I’ ve often heard it said on rock ‘n roll tours that, when you’re on the road, there’s no such thing as a day off.

And when I asked one of our esteemed rouleurs the other night if it was true that riders need to ride, even on a day off, to keep things from seizing up, he replied, “Bollocks!”

So what do they do on their day off? Well right now I’m not too sure because I am sitting in a Lavomatique on the wrong side of Pau guarding our washing while the Aide de Camps is filling up Har-V, topping up our cell phones and photocopying more release forms.

However a Rest Day on the Tour is pretty much what it says on the box. Some of the guys do a ride, some of them do an interview and maybe a sponsors lunchtime thingy. Mostly I think they take naps.

Wouldn’t you?

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Pau – Hautacam

July 14, 2008 by Nigel Dick

We drove to the top of the Hautacam in Har-V. It’s a beautiful drive with lovely views of the valleys below. Not quite as dramatic as the Alps perhaps but it’s a relentless 15 km climb and there’s only one way up and only one way down..

When you have those magic stickers on your wagon, as we do, you skirt the rest of the day’s course and then jump onto the Tour route for the final hill. This means you see a rider’s eye view of the insanity lining the road – and those beer tents, fires, miles of campers, daft signs and names painted on the road certainly add a flavor which must be missing at any other time of year.

When you reach the top they send you round the back to park high above the finishing line and suddenly you find yourself surrounded by the vehicles and the drivers and entertainers of the publicity caravan – the jolly folk who throw brightlly colored freebies and swag at the fans who line the road. This morning they were brash and smiling as they left from Pau and now here they are, high above the tree-line, sullen and weary, waiting for the road to clear so they can drive back to their hotels and get warm again.

The riders arrive an hour after we do and their faces speak volumes about their abilities in the mountains – some are almost relaxed, if breathless, and ready to talk while others are gaunt, concerned and silent.

Now it’s all done for the day there’s the long drive home and the wonderful news that tomorrow is a day off.

Pau - Hautacam - Dick Diaries

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Toulouse – Bagneres-de-Bigorre

July 13, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I suppose you think that because I’m at the Tour I’m really clued in about the race. Fat chance.

Over the last days I’ve started to notice the same faces outside Big Garmie and, as we wait like desperate camera and mic weilding vultures for cycling carrion, we chat. After 7 days of keeping my race-confusion under my hat I let slip that I had very little clue about everything that was really going on in the race. Imagine my surprise when many of them nodded their heads with a weary resignation and agreed they shared my situation.

This is where the cold reality of what television has done kicks in. You can be right there beside the road but it’s the TV coverage that gives you a real perspective on what’s going on. One of my fellow Garmie stalkers, an experienced journalist who’s covered the race 9 times, told me she needs to watch the race in the press room on TV to get a proper idea of what’s going on! On occasion she’s even rung up her husband in the States to check a detail.

Well this Garmie-stalker doesn’t have access to the press room or TV (or electricity most nights). Today we shot the start in Toulouse, shot race coverage in 2 spots along the route, shot the end of the race AND got a 1 on 1 interview with David Millar in his hotel room in Pau and I saw it all through the viewfinder. We’ve also driven almost 300km today and had no Phil Ligget, Paul Sherwen or Bob Roll giving us the low-down. I’m amazed to realize that I can’t wait to get home so I can turn on the Tivo and watch the race!

Tonight marks the end of our second week travelling in Har-V. So far we’ve done nearly 3,000km and we decided to celebrate with real food for dinner – perhaps somewhere typically French yet affordable. But in Pau at 9pm on a Sunday night near the ring road that meant that Smudger and I dined at Quick – the French version of McDonalds.

Toulouse - Bagneres-de-Bigorre

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Figeac – Toulouse

July 12, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Oh the glamour of it all.

Everyone got wet today: the fans, the press / TV folk (that would be us), and of course the riders. When they came hurtling past us, in the shute in Tolouse this afternoon, only one of them was smiling and that would be stage winner Mark Cavendish who, up close, looks like a teenage scallywag off down the pub to meet some girls.

The rest of the lads were drenched and filthy, their faces caked with dirt like old-school racing drivers. They went straight for the bus and not one of them said a word. Then that Garmin bus was out of the parking lot faster than a Formula One Racing Car.

30 minutes later we had tracked the bus down again outside their hotel. We requested a chance to chat with a rider during their post-race pumelling but not one replied.

My guess is that right now they’re warming up in their rooms with hot baths and food to follow. Meanwhile in the glamorous world of film-production, just a few metres and a whole world away, an instant meal and a pile of petty- cash receipts to be added-up awaits me in Har-V.

I think we’re all nervous now. We’re 8 stages in and the next big test of the Tour is coming tomorrow: the first mountain stage in the Pyrenees. It will be a restless night for the true contenders have to strut their stuff tomorrow and there’ll be no hiding behind doors when the mountains come.

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Brioude – Aurillac

July 11, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I have been making my own cycling documentary (separate from this one) for the last couple of years about the rider who comes last in the Tour. www.rougefilm.com But you can only be last in the race if you actually reach Paris.

Each day there is a Time Cut. This time cut is a margin of time added to the winning rider’s time. Perhaps on a stage which takes 6 hours for the winner to cross the line that additional margin may be 25 minutes. If you don’t make it home inside that 25 minute cushion you’re out of the race. End of story.

Today one of the Garmin riders failed to make the time cut. Magnus Backstedt (the guy who speaks 5 languages) is a big, lovable, powerful man known for drilling it at the front and leaving lesser men gasping for breath in his wake. Yesterday he was one of those gasping men and for the last 100k he rode alone fighting to stay in the race.

Competitive cycling is about suffering and Maggie suffered nobly yesterday but still crossed the line 4 minutes outside the cut. If he had made it would he have recovered enough to keep on going? He, for one, is as mystified as the rest of us as to where his form has gone.

Last night’s other news was that Manuel (Tricky) Beltran was ejected from the Tour for using EPO, the infamous drug that helps with recovery. After all the months of deprivation, suffering and hard training both men left the Tour today and will watch their team-mates arriving in Paris on TV.

The difference is that one man is looking at a doubtful future and possibly jail-time while the other can hold his head up high knowing that he did his best.

Brioude - Aurillac

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Aigurande – Super-Besse

July 10, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I’ ve been promised ride in a Team Car. I know this will mean lots of cool footage of the riders coming back to discuss tactics, pick up drinks and power bars; a chance to hear what they say over those radios; and a first class view of some amazing countryside. Even more importantly it means I get to find out what the drivers do about pee breaks following the Tour 6 hours at a time.

I’m in Car Two and on a stage like today, where the peloton sticks together for 5 hours of the day, I quickly discover that the reality is that what I’m really going to see is 6 hours of the back of the Team Columbia car (we travel in an order established by the TdF organisation) and an awful lot of my lovely driver, Lionel, chatting with his pals in the other team cars in a variety of languages. Most people in the peloton are at least bilingual – one of the riders I’m following, Magnus Backstedt, speaks 5 languages fluently, Swedish, English, Dutch, French, Italian and can tell jokes in German. Boy, do I feel inadequate.

The cars travel very close together and often at great speed. For the first three hours I see but one rider racing back to the front after a flat. However what I do see lots of is a number of men standing by the roadside, near to a brightly colored team car, with their equipment in hand taking a leak. It seems that the directeur sportifs stop for a bathroom break whenever they please. Indeed it is at this point that the true raison d’etre for car #2 is revealed as the radio comes to life for the only time all day: “Lionel! Take over – we’re stopping to pee,” yells car #1. While car #1 pulls over car# 2 jumps in to take its place. That’s what car #2 does? Covers for car#1 while it stops to pee? Five minutes later we’ re back where we belong staring at the brake lights of Columbia #2.

We’re 5k behind the action as the true heroes of the Tour fight for the line. Tour radio announces the results fluently in three languages. As has been the case much of the day the crowds view us like hyenas at the zoo as we pass – we’re strange, we’re watchable but we’re not sexy, huggable or famous like the lions, tigers and leopards up the front of the race who are already at the finishing line.

We’re a part of the Tour? Hell yes! But let’s not get carried away here – after all we’re only car #2.

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Cholet – Chateauroux

July 9, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Everyone riding the Tour has a number stuck on each side of the back of their shirts. Today all the Garmin Chipotles were given yellow numbers as they are currently leaders of the team prize and Will Frischkorn, who created the winning breakaway 2 days ago, was wearing a red number today as the panel of judges voted him most aggressive rider. He gets 2,000 euros for that but told me he will share it with his team mates.

Cholet - Chateauroux

Many of the most famous riders have nicknames: Il Pirata, Il Grillo. Today we met and interviewed Le Blaireau (the Badger) otherwise known as Bernard Hinault and arguably one of the greatest living cyclists second only perhaps to Eddy Merckx (the Cannibal). Hinault won the Tour 5 times and was the last Frenchman to reach Paris in Yellow.

The Badger seemed to be quite compact and broad about the shoulders though still quite lean. His face is tanned and lined and his eyes sparkle when he smiles yet his teeth suggest he is a man not troubled much by vanity. He is a good advert for the Tour – relaxed, neatly dressed and happy to talk. I asked him questions in my appalling French and he happily replied discussing his fears about Le Dopage and his admiration for the Garmies and their pursuit of clean cycling.

Later, on the road, I wished I’d asked for a picture with this hero of the Tour but the images I have in my head of this tough rider, arms and hands throttling the bars while his teeth are gritted and his legs humble his opponents on some distant Alpine pass, would not sit well with a happy snapshot in a parking lot on a sunny morning.

I wonder what name they’ll give this year’s Tour winner.

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Cholet – Cholet (ITT)

July 8, 2008 by Nigel Dick

Some call it The Race of Truth, the French call it Le Contre le Montre the normal description is Individual Time Trial.

I call it Silly Bike Day.

One by one the riders go out on a bike that’s worth more than your car wearing something a stripper would blush to wear and a big plastic thingy on their heads – and the winner is the fastest guy home. It’s great for me because I can shoot all day long and stay in one place.

Which is how I got to bump into 2 very important men at the Tour…

Our key man to shoot today was David Millar and, as he was preparing to ride, I was rushing from one spot to another 50 yards away to get a 2nd angle on him and barrelled straight into the arms of Christian Prudhomme, the grande frommage of the Tour. “Ah, you’re that crazy Engleesh/American I’ve heard about who wants to make many movies about cycling” he said in excellent English “we must talk!”

Actually he said no such thing. He just stared at the man with the camera, the head-phones and the crazy look on his face and stepped politely to one side to let me through.

And then there was The Devil! Didier Senft (think that’s his name) is some large bearded German bloke who dresses up as the Devil and follows every stage of the Tour with his nicely painted yellow pitchfork. The Devil (who my sources tell me is rather smelly and as potty as a row of portaloos) is such an institution at the Tour that his pitchfork and uniform now carry sponsorship logos.

So I’m scanning the crowd and there, across five rows of don’t-pass-here barriers and behind hundreds of spectators was Didier and his pitchfork. I turned on the camera and waved and Didier did his special Devil dance for us.

And M. Prudhomme thinks I’m crazy…

Cholet - Cholet (ITT)

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Saint Malo – Nantes

July 7, 2008 by Nigel Dick

I got to the sign-in today. If the riders don’t sign in on time they get fined for being ‘disrespectful to the Tour de France’

Thoughts from the sign in:
Van Summeran – yup he’s very, very tall.
Maurico Soler – tall, brown and geeky-looking: like a head on two chopsticks.
Robbie McEwen – amazingly compact, he looks content
Erik Zabel – ageless, smiling, relaxed
Alejandro Valverde – does not look special at all despite the sexy yellow outfit. His crew look serious – I wouldn’t like to find them up my exhaust pipe.
Jens Voigt – my hero: smiling and joking as always. Good nose.
Carlos Sastre – tiny. Doesn’t look like a threat to me.
Fabian Cancellara – as JV says: “that man’s a motorbike.”

Today Smudger asked me a commonly posed enquiry: “why do cyclists go out on a breakaway when they’re always caught before the finish line? Well, apart from the tactical issues (it stops other attacks), the commercial reasons (the sponsors get lots of TV time) one mundane reason is that sometimes that breakaway actually works.

After the start today we kicked Har-V into hyper-drive and raced off to catch the Tour 50k down the road. As I jumped out of the truck and ran towards the course I heard a whisper about a breakaway and I’ll be bugggered but 10 minutes later, as the breakaway went past, there was Will Frischkorn, one of the riders I’m following, killing it in a 4 man bunch. Even though the camera’s rolling I couldn’t help myself: ” Go, Will, go!” I shouted. He glanced quickly my way – not too many Frischkorn fans out in these parts – and legged it up the road with his 3 new best friends.

As we drove south to Nantes the wind and the rain was battering us and also the riders somewhere West of us. The breakaway had stuck and our man Will stood a 1 in 4 chance of being in yellow tonight. Well he missed it by a whisker but he’s in the record books now. I wonder if he’ll be saying “what if?” Over and over for the rest of his life?

Saint Malo - Nantes

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Auray – Saint Brieuc

July 6, 2008 by Nigel Dick

7am: wake – up. It’s so friggin’ cold in here at night: my bedding consists of one thin blanket 2 sweatshirts, both my rain ponchos, my half-dry towel and my jeans.

8am: we sneek in and take b-fast in the hotel. 13 Euros each is a bit steep but is justified by the fact that we steal lots of food for lunch, spare sugar for Har-V’s kitchen drawer and both grab a trucker’s shower in the lobby toilet. In addition we charged many batteries there for free so I’m saying it’s payback.

10am: I have explained to David Smadja my helper / driver the old English sailing term Ship-shape and Bristol fashion. Being Parisian he’s convinced I’m off my trolley.

11am: I’m sitting in big Garmie, my nickname for the Garmin Chipotle coach, and we’re off to the races. The bus has anti-bac dispensers everywhere and you MUST use them. The Tour is so stressful to the rider’s immune system that no-one wants to get a cold from film-makers and all the other riff-raff the riders come into contact with. They start taking pix of me shooting them. I take this as a promising sign of acceptance.

1pm: They’re off and suddenly Smudger and I have our own race to take part in.The race book shows us exactly how to get out of town and, while the riders have their route to follow, we have our own so we follow the orange signs across the Breton peninsula.

430pm: As we approach St. Brieuc the orange signs give way to signs of many colours: We want the green signs (Radio and TV) that will lead us to our special parking spots. They lead us straight onto the course and we drive the last 2 k at roughly the speed the riders will be doing it in half an hour’s time: 35mph! The crowd on either side look at us disconsolantly: “Allez-vous en” I sense them saying; “Piss off!

432: We approach the finishing straight (uphill) and our lead-out man in a blue Skoda suddenly slows and we’re overtaken by the municipal cleaning truck.

5pm: We’re at the finishing line with cameras: there’s definitely some sort of TdF finish line heirarchy going on here. I can get close with my backstage pass but what I have is not ALL ACCESS. It seems those are only given to people with huge freaking cameras who wear casual Italian loafers and have an account in Milan’s version of Eddie Bauer. It seems that a heavy dose of attitude is also mandatory. So, as Thor Hushovd comes hurtling by with a big winner’s grin on, I have to leap out from nowhere and start looking for my guys as the scrum presses in on TH and the yellow jersey.

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Brest-Plumelec

July 5, 2008 by Nigel Dick

There’s stilt walkers, kids getting their faces painted with the Breton flag and lots of confusion. Everyone is nervous and excited. Revising for exams is over now – nothing left to do but race. I see all the Garmin Chipotles and my first glimpses of Zabel, Evans, Hincapie et al. I’ve managed to get in the shute with the riders as they wait to go. I am trying to get a close-up of Gar-Chip rider Trent Lowe when some-one pushes me backwards and I lose my balance and stumble and stand heavily on the back wheel of Andy Shleck’s brand spankin’ Cervelo. My grasp of conversational Luxembourgian is limited but my guess is he didn’t invite me over to the CSC bus later to talk about Britney.

I can see the headine now. “Shleck’s tour over after he suffers mechanical at crucial part of the Tour’s first stage.” Oops.

Brest-Plumelec

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LE TOUR DE FRANCE

July 3, 2008 by Nigel Dick

LE TOUR DE FRANCE - 2008

I have come to France to shoot footage for a documentary which will be shown on the Sundance Channel sometime in the summer of 2009. For the first time in my life I have proper accreditation for the Tour. Like a teenager at a gig with his first backstage pass I am beside my self with joy. Two days ago I stumbled off a plane from New York and met David Smadja – for the next 4 weeks he will drive me around France chasing the Tour while we get to know each other and live out of a small motorhome nicknamed HarV as I film the Garmin-Chipotle squad.

This morning we very nearly ran over pre-race favourite Alejandro Valverde because we were arguing with Geraldine, the tiny French lady hidden inside the GPS on our dash who, frankly, has no freakin’ idea where we are most of the time. The team we are following is sponsored by GPS makers Garmin – Geraldine works for the opposition. Ironically we cannot seem to lay our hands on a Garmin, I hope no-one finds out.

Note to self…must remember to stop asking what the BAND are doing later.

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Thought for the Month

August 9, 2007 by Nigel Dick

“.. a recent article in Foreign Affairs titled “How Biofuels Could Starve The Poor” …points out that filling the gas tank of an SUV with pure ethanol requires more than 450 pounds of corn – roughly enough calories to feed one person for a year….When it comes to alternatives to cheap oil…The harsh truth is that there are no alternatives to cheap oil – the future is about smarter ways to live with less oil, not dumber ways to perpetuate mindless consumption.”
The Ethanol Scam by Jeff Goodell – Rolling Stone 9th August 2007

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Thought for the Month

July 10, 2007 by Nigel Dick

“To the French the Tour de France isn’t a mere bike race but a test of courage, morale and character like none other; a forum for epic individual combat, for clarification of the rapports between men and between men and nature.” – Graeme Fife, Inside the Peloton.

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Thought for the Month

June 30, 2007 by Nigel Dick

“I don’t like bellyachers. If you’re an actor you do what you’re supposed to do. Shakespeare was a journeyman actor. He didn’t realise his plays would be that great. The year that his own King Lear was done, he played a minor role in somebody else’s version of Lear done by his company. And he endured it.” Jeff Corey, Tender Comrades

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ALL STAR

June 18, 2007 by Nigel Dick

I don’t ever remember meeting Hugh Attwooll. He was the drummer of my first ever real band, the Stiff All Stars, and together we formed the rhythm section of a bunch of record industry acolytes with dreams of winning some respect and admiration from our peers. We probably never achieved the former and only had the latter because the word ‘begrudging’ was placed in front of it: after all, while some talked at coffee breaks about being enthusiastic music fans, we were actually out there doing it, playing at the Hope & Anchor, Dingwalls, and The Venue on weekends and nights off.

Hugh was bespectacled, quiet and even when he was in a funk he seemed good humoured and approachable. I would love to see him set up his kit. Nothing would hurry him. He would place the pieces in the order that suited him best and then pick them up again only to place them on what seemed exactly the same spot. He would sit behind the kit look at every stand and drum and then get up again, tour the podium, rearrange, somewhat delicately, a cymbal stand or a floor tom and then sit down once more. On sitting down this last time he would take a breath, adjust his glasses, pick up his sticks and ponder for a minute as if thinking about some other matter before he would look up, smile at us all and then, finally, be ready to play. Unlike most every other drummer in the world he had hardly made a sound up to this point.

Hugh and I were the worrying, rusty tack in the sole of our leader Andy’s rock n’ roll shoe. He wanted us to swing like Like Little Feat or rumble like Rockpile, and with my bass playing there was never any chance of that, but we were efficient and light-hearted and enjoyed ourselves and we would crack jokes behind Andy’s back about his Rick-Neilsen-sized guitar collection and his endless search for the right amp-placement on our postage stamp sized stages.

Out of the band Hugh worked selflessly at CBS, as it then was, and I would talk up the fact that without him Julio Iglesias would never have had a hit in the English speaking world. Hugh spoke Spanish fluently and apparently convinced Julio and the label to rerecord his biggest hits in English with the result that the one-time goalie took off in America and conquered the other half of the world he had not already seduced. As a result Julio was able to buy some more yachts, while Hugh received another paycheck.

It is maybe fifteen years since I last saw Hugh or spoke with him, perhaps longer. I realise that maybe I never knew him well – he was the lovely guy I met through friends who was married and had kids. His smile lit up rooms and the way he quietly corrected or disagreed with you was a master class in diplomacy.

As Joni Mitchell and countless others have pointed out, “You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.” Hugh died last week from cancer and suddenly it seems that my band suddenly has something in common with Zeppelin and the Who – we’ve all lost our drummers and there’ll never be a satisfactory replacement.

For pictures of Hugh and examples of his fine drumming check out www.myspace.com/stiffallstars

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